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Irina Leonidovna Podnosova is a Russian lawyer serving as the Chief Justice of Russia since 17 April 2024, being the first female to hold the office since its establishment in 1923.
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{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
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