{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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